A collection of hilariously sad rantings and ramblings, straight from the paw of a chronically depressed bear who just wants someone to loveMisery Bear is the saddest, loneliest, drunkest bear in the world. He drinks too much, hates his menial office job, and can't get a girlfriend. Nothing ever goes his way, and he's always one swig of whiskey away from oblivion. In this adorably depressing guide to love and romance but mainly heartbreak, which iswhat he has the mostexperience in the furry critter shares his photos, stories, diary entries, poems, love letters, romantic recipes, and doodles. Chapters include Anatomy of a Misery Bear, including a head full of dark thoughts, eyesused to cry, and a mouth that doesn't smile much; a Dating Profile "I am VERY lonely and VERYavailable;" Celebrity Love List; Suicidal Sketchbook; and a Guide toEnding Relationships.